"I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things."
"I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone."
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
