"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."