"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."
"At my age flowers scare me."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
