"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
