"Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age."
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
"The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line."
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."