"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."