"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
