"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
