"Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music."
"No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!"
"My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out."
"The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."
"There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder."
"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."
"One picture is worth 1,000 denials."
"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."