"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do."
"The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living."
"America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few."
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
"If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable."
"An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's."