"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
"Women lie about their age; men lie about their income."
"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
"Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it."
"Some of us might find happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it."
"One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person."
"One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure."
"No man is a failure who is enjoying life."
"A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it."