"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."