"Yet in this global economy, no jobs are safe. High-speed Internet connections and low-cost, skilled labor overseas are an explosive combination."
"You can't trust the internet."
"You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s."
"If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally change everything about the Internet."
"If you could utilize the resources of the end users' computers, you could do things much more efficiently."
"If you like overheads, you'll love PowerPoint."
"If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan."
"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
"In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word"
"In the practical world of computing, it is rather uncommon that a program, once it performs correctly and satisfactorily, remains unchanged forever."
"It was a black and white only computer at the time, but it kept me fascinated."
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies."
"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."
"Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business."
"Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village."
"Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself."
"Nanotechnology will let us build computers that are incredibly powerful. We'll have more power in the volume of a sugar cube than exists in the entire world today."
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
"No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'."
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster."
"Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility."
"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software."
"Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us."
"Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back."
"Shareware tends to combine the worst of commercial software with the worst of free software."
"Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware."
"Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984."
"Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020."