"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
"We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect."
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
"I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun."
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
"Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups."
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
"There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love."
"When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues."
"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
"Forgiveness is the final form of love."
"Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness."
"Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience."
"When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it."
"Coming generations will learn equality from poverty, and love from woes."
"I am an aristocrat. I love liberty; I hate equality."
"I see humanity now as one vast plant, needing for its highest fulfillment only love, the natural blessings of the great outdoors, and intelligent crossing and selection."
"The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books."
"Thirteen, 13 children, and I love - I love them all. And I think I've been a good father to all of them."
"You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's."
"I love the comic opportunities that come up in the context of a father-son relationship."
"I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him."
"I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back."
"If you like overheads, you'll love PowerPoint."
"Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding."
"There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time!"